MOXIE AND DASH

ALL THESE FLAVORS AND YOU CHOSE TO BE SALTY MUG

AT LEAST I DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT. EXCEPT SOBER. I'VE PRETENDED TO BE SOBER MUG

AT LEAST I DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT... TEA TOWEL

BE OUR GUEST TEA TOWEL

BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. JUST KIDDING IT'S COFFEE MUG

BRING ME CHOCOLATE THEN WE'LL TALK MUG

CHRISTMAS TREE REX MUG

CUTER THAN A CHRISTMAS COOKIE MUG

CUTER THAN A CHRISTMAS COOKIE TEA TOWEL

DON'T BE A SALTY BITCH MUG

DON'T WORRY DISHES NOBODY'S DOING ME EITHER

EXCUSE THE MESS... TEA TOWEL

GINGERBREAD COOKIE TEA TOWEL

GO AWAY! I'M INTROVERTING MUG

GRAB YOUR BALLS IT'S CANNING SEASON TOWEL

HE ASKED ME WHY THE HOUSE ISN'T CLEAN MUG

I CAN GET YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST MUG

I DON'T SUGAR COAT SH*T. I'M NOT WILLY WONKA MUG

I FOUND YOUR NOSE. IT WAS IN MY BUSINESS AGAIN MUG

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING HERE MUG

I JUST BAKED YOU SOME SHUT THE F**KUPCAKES MUG

I LOVE HUGS I LOVE KISSES BUT WHAT I LOVE MOST IS HELP WITH THE DISHES TEA TOWEL

I LOVE MY UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE AND ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE DOG TEA TOWEL

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT MORE THAN COFFEE TEA TOWEL

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE BUT MAYBE NOT MORE THAN TACOS TEA TOWEL

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY WEINER TEA TOWEL

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE BUT NOT MORE THAN WINE TEA TOWEL

I NEED A HUG MARGARITA MUG

I RUN ON CAFFEINE AND KISSES MUG

I RUN ON CAFFEINE AND KISSES TEA TOWEL

I THOUGHT I LOVED COFFEE INSULATED MUG HOGG 30 OZ

I WON'T BE IMPRESSED... TEA TOWEL

I'M A RAY OF F**KING SUNSHINE MUG

I'M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL I'M SELECTIVELY SOCIAL THERE'S A DIFFERENCE MUG

I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FULL OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT MUG

I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FULL OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT TEA TOWEL

I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR MUG

I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR TEA TOWEL

I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO PARK THE CAMPER TEA TOWEL